Name of Deceased: Redmond Gore

Date of Death: 1/5/72

Last Words: "Trust me, it won't hurt."

Favorite Place: In the shadows

Favorite Color: Blood red

Past Occupation: School bus driver

Hobbies: Sharpening his axe and splicing wires

Cause of Death: It doesn't matter that any of this happened. There was no remorse for his death.

Last week, Redmond's body was found lying near a dumpster with an axe by his side. No one is really sure how he died. Some say the cause of death was murder; murder of the mind.